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Hobart the Schnerd plush toy, with an orange head rising from a gray trash can and its lid.

Hobart Plush

Anyone becoming something new.

$33.00
Darlene the blue Schnerd plush toy with five eyestalks, five legs, and a wide red mouth.

Darlene Plush

The overthinker who still shows up.

$33.00
JimBob the green Schnerdfish plush toy with a red mouth and an orange fish sticking out.

JimBob Plush

Loud hearts with soft centers.

$44.00
Juniper the yellow Schnerdmarine plush toy with a periscope, tail fin, and round character windows.

Juniper Plush

Deep feelers along for the ride.

$33.00

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Aarg Schnerds plush trio, with two red characters and one pink character, each with three faces. Coming Soon

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Darlene and Hobart Schnerds plush toy bundle, with blue Darlene beside orange Hobart in his trash can. Sale

Darlene & Hobart Plush Bundle

Regular price $62.00. Sale price $60.00.
Black Schnerds trucker hat featuring Juniper, the yellow Schnerdmarine submarine character.

Juniper Trucker Hat

Hats

$36.00
Black Schnerds trucker hat featuring Hobart, the orange Trash Schnerd character.

Hobart Trucker Hat

Hats

$36.00
Black Schnerds trucker hat with the Love Yourself character looking into a heart shaped mirror.

Love Yourself Trucker Hat

Hats

$36.00
Black Schnerds trucker hat featuring Darlene, the blue character with five eyestalks.

Darlene Trucker Hat

Hats

$36.00
Black Schnerds trucker hat featuring JimBob, the green Schnerdfish character.

JimBob Trucker Hat

Hats

$36.00
Black Schnerds backpack featuring Hobart, an orange character sitting in a gray trash can.

Hobart Backpack

Backpacks

$55.00
Black Schnerds backpack featuring the red Love Yourself character and a turquoise heart mirror.

Love Yourself Backpack

Backpacks

$55.00
Black Schnerds backpack featuring Darlene, the blue character with five eyestalks and a red mouth.

Darlene Backpack

Backpacks

$55.00
Black Schnerds backpack featuring JimBob, a green Schnerdfish character with an orange fish in his mouth.

JimBob Backpack

Backpacks

$55.00
Black Schnerds backpack featuring Juniper, the yellow Schnerdmarine submarine character.

Juniper Backpack

Backpacks

$55.00

For classrooms & counselors

Built for real rooms, not just shelves.

Counting cards, wall borders, and erasers, made for morning check-ins and calm-down corners.

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Natural canvas Schnerds tote bag with black handles and a Hobart Trash Schnerd illustration.

Hobart Tote Bag

Totes

$40.00
Natural canvas Schnerds tote bag with black handles and a green JimBob Schnerdfish illustration.

JimBob Tote Bag

Totes

$40.00
Natural canvas Schnerds tote bag with black handles and a yellow Juniper Schnerdmarine illustration.

Juniper Tote Bag

Totes

$40.00
Natural canvas Schnerds tote bag with black handles and the Love Yourself character and heart mirror.

Love Yourself Tote Bag

Totes

$40.00
Natural canvas Schnerds tote bag with black handles and a Darlene character illustration.

Darlene Tote Bag

Totes

$40.00
Schnerds Seek the Something storybook with colorful Schnerds characters on its starry cover. Preorder

Schnerds Seek the Something Book Pre-Order

Books

$15.00
Darlene is Going Through It Schnerds storybook, showing Darlene in bed on the illustrated cover.

Darlene is Going Through It - Blue Book

Books

$20.00
Hobart's Sugar Habit Schnerds storybook with Darlene, Hobart, and a red heart on its white cover.

Hobart's Sugar Habit - Trash Book

Books

$20.00

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