All Schnerds clothing can be customized - you get to select your size and your Schnerd :)


Shipping is calculated at check out. Note that all products are produced by an artist to order, so please allow 14 days for delivery.

Size Chart


Given the uniqueness of each Schnerds product they cannot be returned.

Plush Pre-Order

The Plush Schnerd Pre-Order is a way to reserve a Plush Schnerd while they are still in production. Plush Schnerds are produced in limited quantities - so pre-ordering is recommended as they tend to sell out!