
Ships November 24, 2026.
Darlene is Going Through It
$20.00
Explore the bookPlush toys, storybooks and wonderfully individual characters, created in Brooklyn for a world where everyone belongs.
We are all different. We are all figuring ourselves out... ...and understanding ourselves helps us to understand one another.
We are all different. We are all figuring ourselves out... ...and understanding ourselves helps us to understand one another.

Who gets you today?
Each Schnerd holds a part of you. And itself together.
Adoption certificate and character story card included.

♥For the overthinker who still shows up.
Four heads, five legs, and plenty of feelings. Darlene is learning to love how her brain works.
$33

♥For anyone becoming something new.
Hobart lives in a trash can and dreams beyond it. A little company for your next chapter.
$33

♥For deep feelers along for the ride.
Sometimes the driver, sometimes the passenger. Juniper is learning to go with the flow.
$33

♥For loud hearts with soft centers.
Two fish, plenty of opinions, and a reminder that you can disagree and still love each other.
$44

Darlene and Hobart, together.
Read, wonder and find a little of yourself in the herd. All three Schnerds storybooks ship November 24, 2026.

Ships November 24, 2026.
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This playful five question quiz matches your answers about everyday moments with Darlene, Hobart, Juniper, JimBob or Love Yourself. It is a way to explore the characters and start a conversation about being yourself. It is not a diagnosis or an assessment.
Meet the Herd
It's Juniper's first day at a new school, and the cafeteria feels huge. So Juniper invents a Social Thermometer to find who feels warm and welcoming, and learns you don't have to change who you are, just find your people.
Chris kept noticing people everywhere growing disconnected — from themselves, and from each other.
So he painted a world reminding us to be present.
Brooklyn-based artist Chris Zaccaria was on a trip abroad painting a mural when he visited the pyramids in Egypt, and found everyone on their phones. An American traveler told him the Parthenon wasn't worth seeing. "You can't get a photo by yourself there." Back in NYC he watched people bump, push, and dismiss each other on the street. He realized he needed to do something about how we interact with ourselves, each other, and our world. The answer: Schnerds.
To gently remind us all to be present, and to love ourselves and one another for who we are and where we are, despite our differences.
Practicing together. Not preaching.
Chris Zaccaria at Toy Fair 2026
Warm Welcome Award, Toy Fair New York 2026 — As Seen in The Toy Book
Five values. One loving, flowing, fun mission.
Nothing here is "normal." That's not a bug, it's the whole point. Everything is uniquely Schnerds.
Surrender to what is. Use what you have to build what you need. Driver or passenger, just go.
To ourselves and each other. The Schnerds are a reminder that we're in this together, learning as we go.
Don't talk at people. Talk to them. Meet them where they are. Every single time.
Every moment is an opportunity for joy. Life is to be lived, so don't miss it while you're busy.
Find the feeling that's yours.
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Hats, totes, and backpacks for every character. Ships from schnerds.com.