Skip to content

Rramon needs to learn to say no.

Rramon runs the busiest burger place in the Schnerdiverse and almost never says no. The orders keep coming, he keeps saying yes, and the tiredness comes out sideways.

The part of you Rramon carries

Rramon is warm, genuinely funny, and very good at his job. He is also quietly worn out. He knows he is tired and he knows he is annoyed, and he has never once put those two things next to each other. So it comes out sideways instead: the big sigh while he does you the favour, the burger remade without being asked and then mentioned twice. He keeps score on a board nobody else can see, and it hurts his feelings that nobody is checking it. The thing he actually wants is for somebody to notice and tell him to sit down for a minute.

Carries: A scoreboard nobody else can see

“No, no, it's fine. I'll just do it myself.”

Rramon

What makes this Schnerd

CarriesA scoreboard nobody else can see
Secret strengthMaking everybody who walks in feel looked after
Working onSaying the no out loud instead of sighing it
Comfort objectThe grill, the one place where he always knows exactly what to do next
HomeSchnerdburger's Burger Bonanza Palace, right next door to the candy store
Best matchSomebody who asks what he wants and then waits for the real answer

When did you last say no?

Free Rramon coloring page

Why Rramon looks this way

He is built like something made to be handed to somebody else. That is the joke and it is also the problem: a whole creature shaped around feeding other people, who forgets there is a person in there who needs feeding too.

Want Rramon around?

Rramon isn't adoptable yet.

Get notified